nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

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soularmates:

wish i was snuggling not struggling

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justbadpuns:

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop anytime

(via mo0onraker)

useless-northern-norway-facts:

We’we all heard about  Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in Wales, but in the Lofoten islands in Northern Norway we have the place which holds the shortest name in the world. It’s simply just called Å

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meladoodle:

The bear attack wasn’t even in the script. It just happened and Leo was like KEEP FILMING

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unclefather:

just-shower-thoughts:

If Snails are so slow, why dont we ever see them coming? Its like…boom there’s a snail

they’re only slow when we are watching

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